It’s a shiny
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
the best part is you literally turned him on
i wrote this the other week when i was kind of stressed out - I don’t like it too much, but I figured it was better to finish it then leave it half-inked in a pile somewhere!
George no. Bad George
THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA
they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!
NO AND ITS BULLSHIT
YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS
nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT
Alt-text: “I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.”
US Centric but still a good PSA.
whenever I see someone wearing a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt
LADIES HELPING LADIES
LADIES TALKING ABOUT FAMILY
I love this post so fucking much
but really do the winchesters see any point in trying to keep quiet when their boots are fucking thunderous
reading fic when suddenly:
some fictional characters should be real and some real people should be fictional this is what i believe